The Class Clown has recently discovered the Magic Tree House books, a series about a boy and a girl who travel back in time and around the world to solve mysteries. The other day, he looked up from his book with an amazed expression on his face.
"Miss Brave," he began, "I may have never said this before ever in my whole life, but...this book is awesome!"
Later on, he approached me with an expression on his face that said, Are you ready for this?
"Miss Brave," he said, "I may have never, ever, ever, ever said this before, in my whole life, but...I like reading!"
Ladies and gentlemen, my work here is done.